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Recent Roast Victims

Junior Dev → Berlin📜
34/100

This CV has 5 pages for 2 years of experience. Your README.md has more substance.

Designer → London🇬🇧
48/100

You put your date of birth on a UK CV. The compliance team just called — they want their lawsuit back.

PM → Amsterdam📎
61/100

Listing "Microsoft Office" as a skill in 2026 is like listing "can use a telephone" in your Tinder bio.

Data Engineer → Munich📊
27/100

Your "Skills" section has more bar charts than your actual data projects. Excel at 90%? Excel doesn't even know 100% of Excel.

Marketer → Paris🐴
55/100

You used Europass in 2026. That's like showing up to a Tesla interview in a horse-drawn carriage.

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